I know, it sounds perverted, but it's actually a reality show in which contestants are essentially "hunted" by a man on a horse. It's a 2 day journey through un-familiar terrain, with only a compass and a map to assist you and your companion.
Sounds amazing right? Wait, it gets better. . There is no prize for winning, (winning means getting to the finish line 32 kilometers away before being caught.) only the satisfaction of knowing that you can outrun a man on a horse..
So, I am filling out a "prey application form" right now and so is Sheila. Hey, it's a long shot, but I think we have a chance of getting chosen. The application form is about 7 pages long with very odd questions like, "What magazines/newspapers do you read?" and, "Are you being considered for any other reality show?". .
Come on, who cares? I just want to be in my natural habitat for 2 days, possibly wearing war paint, running my ass off and hiding in bushes.
Sounds amazing right? Wait, it gets better. . There is no prize for winning, (winning means getting to the finish line 32 kilometers away before being caught.) only the satisfaction of knowing that you can outrun a man on a horse..
So, I am filling out a "prey application form" right now and so is Sheila. Hey, it's a long shot, but I think we have a chance of getting chosen. The application form is about 7 pages long with very odd questions like, "What magazines/newspapers do you read?" and, "Are you being considered for any other reality show?". .
Come on, who cares? I just want to be in my natural habitat for 2 days, possibly wearing war paint, running my ass off and hiding in bushes.
Nice.
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one of us isn't gonna make it back my friend.
This is totally my chance to "misplace" Bryan. I can't wait.
WOO!
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